Agent 00-W · ClashCat Warranty Department
Extended Warranty
ClashCat's meme coin that calls you back. The mascot already watches the ecosystem. Now the Warranty Department is billing your wallet for coverage you never bought.
Products this warranty pretends to cover
Agent 00-W
Currently pointing at your wallet. This call may be monitored by nobody you asked.
Check Your Warranty
Enter any Solana wallet. Agent 00-W will check it against the Clash Score board and invent a crisis in under 200ms.
No Safe Havens
A hardware wallet and a cold seed phrase used to mean the Warranty Department could never find you. They were wrong. Telemarketers don't need your phone number anymore — they need your public key.
When the last call center closed, ClashCat moved it into a hologram. Same scripts. Same “final notice.” The coverage list is ClashPad, ClashPicks, ClashAI, and $CLASH. None of them are actually safe. Now the hold music is a bonding curve.
There is no Do Not Call list on-chain. There is only $WARRANTY.
Roadmap
Three steps. Zero consent. Infinite callbacks.
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01
Phase Dial
Auto-dial every ClashPad graduate. If they hang up, we mint. If they stay on the line, we mint harder.
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02
Phase Invade
Deploy un-mutable telemarketing avatars into the metaverse. They only know one sentence, and Agent 00-W is their manager.
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03
Phase Saturate
Flood wallet metadata with on-chain courtesy calls until a $1B market cap. Every approve is a renewal.